An old woman went to see her doctor, and told him her embarrassing medical
problem. “I have strange farts. I fart all
the time, but my farts don’t make any sound or smell. I’m sure you haven’t noticed, but I’ve actually farted ten times while we’ve
been talking. What should I do?”
The doctor looked serious, and frowned at her. “Here
are some pills. Take these pills twice a day for one week, and then come see me
again,” said the doctor.
The next week the old woman came back, but this time she was really upset.
“Doctor!”she said. “What
was in those pills? They made my problem worse! I’m still
farting all the time, but now my farts smell terrible!”
The doctor said “Calm down. You’re
actually much better.” The old woman shouted, “What? That’s impossible!”
The doctor replied, “I fixed your nose. Now I need to fix your
ears.”
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